Check it out, I'm finally 18 years old, friends.

Now I don't have to lie to the internet peoples when they ask me if I am -really- sure if I want to look at pretty girls without their ill-fitting outfits. When I'm skipping down the street with my boyfriend, he doesn't have the fear of onlookers thinking that he's some pedobear. Also, I am able to buy smokes and sell them for twice as much to my friends. :D
Being this age also has a downside, you see. Now when I kill people, I actually get in trouble and go to jail. Also, if my parents really want to, they are legally able to tell me to gtfo of their house, which would really suck for me.

<___< ...yeah, I don't know.

Just thought you ought to know. If you don't, thats cool too. I'm unsure how you found me in the first place.. So I don't feel all that sorry now.